Angelic love

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

cybergay:

I THROW A GIANT BUCKET OF AMINO ACIDS IN YOUR FACE AND YOU BRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’RE STUPID AND PROBABLY THOUGHT IT WOULD MELT YOUR FACE OFF BUT AMINO ACIDS ARE ACTUALLY HEALTHY VITAMINS AND I HAVE DECIEVED YOU

Ollie and zoey on the train! (Taken with instagram)

Cute babies and seester (Taken with instagram)

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Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
Me: LOKI?
Teacher: Pardon?
Me: The God of Mischief.
Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
Me: I don't have it.
Teacher: What?
Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
Me: How's your coffee?
Teacher: What?
Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
Teacher: I don't-
Me: There's no gas in the tank.
Teacher: What-
Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
Me: LOKI'D.
Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
Teacher: Preferably several someones?
Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
Teacher: Restrain her.
Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
Teacher: What even.
Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

This looks like my lil mew when he was a baby

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Things parents forget to tell their children:

curiosity-destroys:

Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.

Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.

Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.

Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then go get it checked out! No need to feel embarrassed or ashamed.)

Vaginas come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.

Penises come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.

You don’t need to shave anything if you don’t want to. It’s tooootally not mandatory.

Sometimes people get butt acne.

You can have a vagina and want short hair and think dresses are just the worst.

You can have a penis and want long hair and think dresses are just the best.

You can wear whatever you want and style your hair however you want.

You can even think whatever the hell you want.

People might tell you that you are a girl because you have a vagina. People might tell you that you are a boy because you have a penis. People will tell you what your gender is. But in reality, you don’t have to be that gender. You don’t have to be either of those genders.

You are what you are and it’s just the worst thing if you try and hide that.

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tigertwo1515:

did-you-kno:

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I’ve only been up an hour and sadly that image is now stuck in my brain.

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lacigreen:

redvioletwrites:

Everyone should watch this. And the rest of her videos. I don’t care what you think or what label you’ll put on me. She is amazing, & I’m sick of stereotypes and misinformation about sexuality.

That’s all, folks.

ME TOO